Tuesday, July 21, 2009

The Hottie Curse: Another Victim!

You know the old saying: once is funny, twice is still funny, three times is a coincidence and four times is a conspiracy. Okay, you don't know the old saying because I made it up. But the current downward spiral of Mischa Barton, while unfortunate for her, is far more potentially catastrophic for me. The former Marissa Cooper's incarceration means that every pop culture reference I made in the pages of Hottie has resulted in a real-life disaster for the celebrity. Christian Bale. Rihanna. Chris Brown. Barton. And that's just the current ones. Other names referenced: Nina Simone- DEAD! The Rolling Stones- near death! The Swedish singer Robyn-an unrepentant smoker. I have unleashed a strange power that I neither can neither control or understand. Clearly, I need to be exercise maximum caution with the sequel. If I don't cut way back on my pop culture references, there's gonna be a bloodbath. Maybe I'll leave in the chapter where Paris Hilton chokes on a chickenbone. But other than that, no more celebrities will fall by my hand...