Saturday, December 20, 2008

The Why Do You Have To Be So Negative All The Time List

Bad Movie

"The Happening":timely premise bled of any suspense, Mark Wahlberg as a science teacher, Zooey Deschanel's big bulging eyes.

Bad Music

"Hard Candy"- Madonna: embarrassing attempt to submerge in the Fountain of Youth. Thinks she's a pop vampire remaining eternally vital by sucking the creativity out of younger producers and performers. More like the still-life-in-the-old-gal-yet feisty mom who won't get off the dancefloor despite the pained looks of her family and friends. Still, good to see she keeps re-inventing herself.

Bad TV

"Heroes": for all the obvious reasons but, most of all, because they're NOT HEROES!

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