"The Happening":timely premise bled of any suspense, Mark Wahlberg as a science teacher, Zooey Deschanel's big bulging eyes.
"Hard Candy"- Madonna: embarrassing attempt to submerge in the Fountain of Youth. Thinks she's a pop vampire remaining eternally vital by sucking the creativity out of younger producers and performers. More like the still-life-in-the-old-gal-yet feisty mom who won't get off the dancefloor despite the pained looks of her family and friends. Still, good to see she keeps re-inventing herself.
"Heroes": for all the obvious reasons but, most of all, because they're NOT HEROES!